So you want to know about the police huh?

Well it doesn't want to know about you.
Just kidding. Here's how it all started.
Saulo sat in the church pews with his friends.
He doodled a patch and from then on it was history in the making. It was sexy an it would stay that way.
He actually went along with it and made patches and handed them out.
That was the birth of the police
Now there are a few police.
We have a branch in Cali and also in Michigan.
There is currently an initiation price. *cough* $2.00 *cough*
The police go around giving advise and classifying whether or not you look sexy in your clothes or not.
Soon there will be a jacket that will be standard issue for all police.
So you will be able to identfy us.
We wont mind helping you unless we're busy or in some sort of business meeting or something.
Yeah thts about it for now there will be more soon.